The museum stands stunned and seductive as the Statue of Liberty, its granite steps retreating from the doors of rare metal alloys, and visitors fear falling into the randomly created cracks.

In the courtyard of this temple, a regiment of dogs raises a living barricade of fur, feces and raised teeth, suspiciously sharp eyes, and above, bodies that metallize in the interstellar void.

The most loving tourist of newly created art based on project, application, competition, stumbles cursing, his feet groping in a dazzling swamp like poisonous mercury.

The great lion-dog bows its heavy head, as if weighing the value of the visitor and whether an asymmetrical understanding is possible. The other jaws of the museum applaud and utter prayers and imprecations older than the artifacts inside.

The analyst tells the influencer that this Museum relies on originality to attract visitors from all over the world under the slogan: we have the fewest visitors in relation to the wealth and priceless values in the warehouses! We don’t want you to visit us!